I just found these joke today on the Internet, I have to share with you guys
On finding his bride to be a virgin, a newly wedded groom is overjoyed and says, “I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity for me”.
Bride: Kiss my ass!
(Mind blowing climax):
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock …
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market…
Old cock to Young cock:
Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity…
Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can’t I help you with some?
Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.
Young cock: OKKK..
What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock’s back in a matter of seconds.
Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer…
This is the 5th GAY cock I’ve bought this week.” ??
Moral: Always respect your seniors & Watch out for corporate politics !!!!!