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I just found these joke today on the Internet, I have to share with you guys

#1

On finding his bride to be a virgin, a newly wedded groom is overjoyed and says, “I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity for me”.

Bride: Kiss my ass!

#2

(Mind blowing climax):

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock …

As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market…

Old cock to Young cock:

Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity…

Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can’t I help you with some?

Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.

Young cock: OKKK..

What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock’s back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly…”BANG”!!!

Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer…

who cursed,

“Hell”

This is the 5th GAY cock I’ve bought this week.” ??

Moral: Always respect your seniors & Watch out for corporate politics !!!!!

Samuel Whyte

A psychology enthusiast, interested in movies, painting,psychology, hiking, workout etc.

Speaks Chinese and English.

Currently lives in Shanghai, China.

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